Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Top Ten Signs you don't have enough food storage

10 - The beanbag chair in your living room holds every legume in your house.

9 - Your plan for survival is to move in with your parents.

8 - The only items you have purchased that would last your family a full year are garlic powder and toothpaste.

7 - You are hopeful that your children will learn to savor the taste of boiled wheat three times a day.

6 - Your entire reserve of drinking water is sloshing around in your waterbed.

5 - You asked for a case of soup for your birthday.

4 - After being discovered, your year's supply of granola bars was eaten in just two weeks.

3 - You are extremely proud of your year's supply of salt.

2 - Every time you need flour your borrow it from your neighbor.

and the number one sign you don't have enough food storage---You feel carefree after stashing away a year's supply of pizza coupons.

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Top Ten Signs you have enough food storage!

10 - The rent for your warehouse is higher than you house payment.

9 - Most of the food you eat is five years old or more.

8 - You have so many rooms filled with bottled fruit you have decided to never move into another house.

7 - When entering your pantry you have a legitimate fear of being crushed byan avalanche of cans.

6 - You are using your stash of pinto beans as collateral for a loan.

5 - Your storage room has a mandatory illuminated exit sign above each door.

4 - One side of your house is slowly sinking from all of the weight.

3 - You have a special provision in your will to divide all the jars and cans equally amongst your children.

2 - You recently asked a new-car salesman if he would take sacks of wheat as a trade-in.

and the number one sign you have enough food storage---Your forklift always needs repairs!